I'm a Veronica.

Things I regret: 1) Finding out about Photoshop.

Dec 15th

I like wasabi and patronize bunny...

Dec 15th

He’s a natural.

Dec 15th

For lilykily, because she digs Bean’s eyes.

Dec 15th

In high school I was "that friend". The...

Today I’m still that friend. Only now it means I’m totally friending your dad on...

Dec 15th

Blessed be Charlie and Lola, for they are the anti-Caillou.

Dec 14th

Yes, the comic book is real. And I have the whole thing. I...

Dec 14th

Speaking of Reagan… Once upon a time, the CIA made a...

Dec 14th

I’m not really a fan of insects. So the one thing I...

Dec 14th

jhnbrssndn: redguard: Download the National Democratic...

Dec 14th

My alter ego is such a character. Says...

Dec 14th

O HAI TUMBLR!

Dec 14th

rachelarogers: piscesinpurple: I may or may not have just created a Twitter account for the...

Dec 14th

I think I love this. It’s perfect by accident.

Dec 14th

I may or may not have just created a Twitter account for the Bean.

Dec 14th

So this happened. His bio currently reads:...

Dec 14th

Grenadian shopping list.

Cheese from New Zealand, fruit juice from South Africa, hair products from Venezuela,...

Dec 14th

kittivanilli: The Northern Lights glow above Tinnittaqilaq...

Dec 14th

My Facebook is starting to look an awful lot like my Tumblr.

Dec 13th

Most of the old photos I found feature family members. ...

Dec 12th

coffeestained: Found this in my attic!! ZOMG SNOOPY...

Dec 12th

For years now I have been meaning to undertake the...

Dec 12th

Because one woman's mysterious and...

Don’t mind me. I’m just feeling nostalgic about my days as a lush.

Dec 12th

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davislove: Thirty-Three // Smashing Pumpkins speak to me in a language I can hear humor me...

Dec 12th

Buddy Holly + Annie Hall + American Gothic = My parents are...

Dec 12th

I found photos from my parents' wedding....

Dec 12th

September 1980. Me. Nyack. Tire swing. Three and a half....

Dec 12th

This photo is my new favorite thing.

Dec 12th

I humbly request that the unicorn herd...

Dec 12th

inothernews: ANG KONTRA NG KALAYO A resident threw water...

Dec 12th

A fine moment. I never heard from him. But I figure...

Dec 11th

It’s all fun and games until you suddenly realize...

Dec 11th

The sexiest exchange in the history of...

He asks, What flavor Slushie did you say you wanted? She answers, I didn’t. Then she...

Dec 11th

nickdrake: Winona Heathers You mean Veronica.

Dec 11th

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Dec 11th

It's difficult for me to believe that...

(via newfilosofee) People who believe that Glenn Beck cares about America do not define America the...

Dec 11th

twoyellowsequalred: Orson Welles at 21.  My God, think of...

Dec 11th

I'm almost 33 and still not sure what I...

Dec 11th

Choosing a major. Or, how to fly by the...

Please note that while the following does indeed constitute something resembling advice, it’s...

Dec 11th

Snow means work, and work means a legitimate excuse to wield...

Dec 11th

There's the cute kind of jealousy and...

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Dec 11th

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lafix: Hey Ya! OutKast “Shake it like a Polaroid picture…” Why, thank you...

Dec 11th

I’m not one to complain about a free and mostly lovely service. But GODDAMIT TUMBLR. How is it...

Dec 11th

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samann: carinaavila: Don’t Rain On My Parade Lea Michele (From the Glee Soundtrack) I will...

Dec 11th

I found this today and thought of jonathaneunice, who thinks...

Dec 11th

Earlier tonight Bean read me a bedtime...

Dec 11th

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obscureallure: Edge of Seventeen Stevie Nicks

Dec 11th

There are so many things I adore about...

SOMEONE’S ALWAYS AWAKE. It’s like a 24-hour diner in Jersey. But better coffee and no...

Dec 11th

If you’re three and a half years old and were born in...

Dec 11th

Caption courtesy oledocweirdbeard. General awesomeness...

Dec 11th

I just totally freaked out because...

And then I remembered I’m not Jewish.

Dec 11th

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joshisinfinite: I Can’t Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch) The Four Tops

Dec 10th

I'm not even going to ASK if y'all...

Dec 10th

I was so bored because I couldn’t get into Tumblr I...

Dec 10th

I haven’t been able to access my dashboard for like three whole days now and l’m pretty...

Dec 10th

Srsly, WTF happened in here today?

Dec 10th

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GPOYW Sound Test Edition, in which I have a cold and Bean wishes the microphone could see him.

Dec 10th

All l know for sure about this current stage of star grief is it’s yucky.

Dec 10th

“They recently made a porn movie, this is true, about Sarah...”
— Tina Fey Yep. Still funny.

Dec 9th

jonathaneunice: I hate to say this about the delightful...

Dec 9th

GPOYW Mommy’s Latest Favorite Edition This was taken...

Dec 9th

Motherhood is slowly but surely slaying my id’s dragons. The latest casualty is “naked...

Dec 9th

Audio posts are a gateway drug. To podcasts.

Dec 9th

The second photo I ever took with Photo Booth and my first...

Dec 9th

Dec 9th

I wrote a little something titled Flying By The Seat Of My Pants: Or How I Chose A College Major. It...

Dec 8th

Don't worry. Most of the time I have no...

Dec 8th

I am sick. I call shenanigans, universe,...

Also, it really IS hard to be a francophile. You know that right now both the Louvre and the...

Dec 8th

It’s not easy being a francophile.

Dec 8th

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carinaavila: We Looked Like Giants | Death Cab for Cutie god bless the daylight, the sugary smell...

Dec 8th

Bean. The In A Suitcase Edition.

Dec 8th

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sexmusic: Def Leppard Pour Some Sugar On Me

Dec 8th

We should totally get drunk and make out. But no crying. OK, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF CRYING.

Dec 8th

Dear Maria, Hey! Hey! Hey! Hola mi amore! Como estas? Good I hope! I’m doing well. I could...

Dec 8th

Lemme See Your Eyes Outtake Edition

Dec 8th

I wanted to post something to Twitter about parenthood being a gateway drug. But then I had this...

Dec 8th

(via shynessisnice)

Dec 8th

I own a grey jersey that says, I can kick your ass at Halo 2. Which is a baldfaced lie.

Dec 8th

I used to have a hard core thing for...

Dec 8th

Dear computer network at my job: I love...

(via inothernews) Reblogging because I’ve been wondering if you had a name.

Dec 8th

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grace-notes: Jay Sean ft. Sean Paul Do You Remember?

Dec 8th

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toosweet4rnr: Gipsy Kings Bem Bem Maria This always makes me think of this song. And thank YOU...

Dec 8th

How did formspring migrate from Tumblr...

Dec 8th

Dec 7th

Sarah Palin says just put the comma...

(via inothernews)

Dec 7th

Never forget. (via)

Dec 7th

He tied his ankles together with a jump rope and then...

Dec 7th

Can I get you drunk enough to make out with me? I mean, my friend. Drunk enough to make out with my...

Dec 7th

“Is this a question?” was actually the application test for a Swedish philosophy...

Dec 7th

Do you think there is a time limit on when it’s okay to say “I love you?” Is...

Dec 7th

dangermania: When you’re almost 2 and your mom puts your...

Dec 7th

Where’s the place I can talk about how old my face looks without getting yelled at for talking...

Dec 7th

rsmallbone: piscesinpurple: Stuffing Clifford the Big Red Dog down the front of your snowsuit...

Dec 7th

Stuffing Clifford the Big Red Dog down the front of your snowsuit does not constitute wearing pants.

Dec 7th

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morningmellow: Tori Amos Famous Blue Raincoat (Leonard Cohen cover)

Dec 7th

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Erasure A Little Respect Dear girlcrush: I will fight for you.

Dec 7th

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joshisinfinite: The Flaming Lips Borderline Originally by Madonna. Wow.

Dec 7th

Regarding Jesus Christ's birthday.

He was born sometime in August. The reason we celebrate Christmas when we do is a couple of thousand...

Dec 7th

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lickystickypickyme: The Police Every Breath You Take First CD I ever got.

Dec 7th

Jesus Christ wishes you Happy Holidays,...

(via inothernews) <3

Dec 7th

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apethink: Arlo Guthrie The Pause of Mr. Claus (1968) A two minute Christmas song with an almost...

Dec 7th

Dec 7th

Somebody please tell me it’s a wig and Tina Fey didn’t actually do that to her hair.

Dec 7th

“I admit I love thinking about all the things said in private...”
— http://budaeli.com/2009/12/behi...

Dec 7th

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Electric Light Orchestra Strange Magic (jmarie3:iamchrysanthemum:grace-notes:beampath:shardik:)

Dec 7th

You guys. Jimmy Buffett.

Dec 7th

My mom found this place that sells old VHS movies for $0.99, and I swear twice a week she comes home...

Dec 7th

Favrd will be back!!!

redcloud: Seems like every year he retires, and then just comes back with a different team. ...

Dec 6th

“Once community exists, it is not about the person who...”
— Jeffrey Zeldman, as a comment...

Dec 6th

I got a Christmas tree except actually it’s a potted rosemary plant.

Dec 6th

“It wasn’t the first time and won’t be the last. Like an...”
— The Stars Look Down I call...

Dec 6th

I may not be “old”, but I am older.

Dec 6th

“Once community exists, it is not about the person who...”
— Jeffrey Zeldman, as a comment...

Dec 6th

“If you have behaved badly, repent, make what amends you can...”
— Aldous Huxley Srsly.

Dec 6th

“People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, “Now...”
— J.D., Christian Slater’s...

Dec 6th

GPOY Sarkastickunt Sez Lemme See Your Eyes, Take Two Edition...

Dec 6th

legoexpress: LEGO Stormtrooper Circus (via KWG73)

Dec 6th

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The Hangovers Southern Cross (Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Cover) The Hangovers was the...

Dec 6th

My initials are MAS, which is Spanish for “more”, which I have always found more than a...

Dec 6th

trixieboots: For sarkastickunt. ZOMGGIRLCRUSH.

Dec 6th

My brother went for a walk with his dog...

Dec 6th

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abstractmusings: Arcade Fire Rebellion (Lies) Confession: The very first time I heard this, I...

Dec 6th

I usually strive to conceal my eyes in photos, but I guess...

Dec 6th

My $0.02.

Maybe this is easy for me to say because I’m kind of a Favrd outsider. But I don’t think...

Dec 6th

Bean is a great star distributor. And...

He even makes sure they stick.

Dec 6th

"Stars on Twitter have become mere...

I’m confused.

Dec 6th

Darth Vader : Genesis :: Apples : Oranges

Dec 6th

I’m watching a cartoon version of the Noah’s Ark story narrated by James Earl Jones. On...

Dec 6th

coyotesqrl: No one is immune to Poison Ivy. Harley...

Dec 6th

secretcss: Boy coming over offered to pick up some fast food. What can I order that says “I only...

Dec 6th

The other night I got a question via an anonymous formspring from a person I can only assume is a...

Dec 6th

I hope no one's offended by the...

Dec 6th

I had cats from the day I was born until a few years ago,...

Dec 6th

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Bob Marley Redemption Song (via crookedindifference)

Dec 6th

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bibliotheque: Blondie Heart of Glass fact: i made a music video to this when i was little. songs...

Dec 6th

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Procul Harum A Whiter Shale of Pale

Dec 6th

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The Postal Service Such Great Heights (Acoustic) (via danionaday: earthlaughsinpublicperverts:...

Dec 5th

Much like tequila, espresso, Borges and...

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Dec 5th

Pizza. Want some?

Dec 5th

Flavors.me

I set up mine and it’s actually kind of cool. I think. I need to play with the layout. All...

Dec 5th

Bean's new favorite hobby is lecturing...

Like when he tries to tie a bag of pennies to the dog’s face? And I confiscate them? ...

Dec 5th

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Dec 5th

wadetoblack: Smashing Pumpkins Yes, I gave my kids a...

Dec 5th

I think Daniel Radcliffe is adorable.

I do.

Dec 5th

urkillingme: clapifyoulikeme: allcreatures: ...

Dec 5th

Mommy! I found the treasure. It’s Play-Doh. He hands me a huge orb of pink and blue, all...

Dec 5th

I wish l’d taken video of this because he was so...

Dec 5th

Bean and I are making a treasure map.

First: THE MAP. The treasure part we’ll sort out later.

Dec 5th

“But it’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was...”
— Alice

Dec 5th

carinaavila: i have no words. i love you, warren ellis

Dec 5th

delgrosso: “Je savais qu’ils reviendraient. Il n’était...

Dec 5th

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obscureallure: Son of a Preacher Man Joss Stone (Dusty Springfield Cover)

Dec 5th

My brain is not fat. She's just...

Dec 4th

Three Eminent Biologists And ‘Growing Pains” Kirk Cameron...

Dec 4th

Can you post more boob pictures? I’m sure Bean will understand when he grows up. Sure. When...

Dec 4th

hi so there’s this guy I like and he seems to only be nice, friendly and open with me when he...

Dec 4th

We’re selling stuff we make. Like reconstructed jewelry, screenprinted clothing, handmade...

Dec 4th

I’m pretty sure you have the cutest kid ever....

Dec 4th

doublejack: Confession: I don’t really own a bong. Anymore. But if the need arose I could build...

Dec 4th

Got any Twitter crushes? Not really. I don’t “do” crushes. It’s bad for my...

Dec 4th

“Your rap name would be Ditzy Smartz.”
— [Redacted]

Dec 4th

Sup? “You know. Things. Life. Whatnot.” Robotic pandas versus giant sleepwalking chess...

Dec 4th

Ask me a question. Or maybe you need a confessor. Either way. I’m here for you. Do it!...

Dec 4th

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scottfriday: jesse’s girl // rick springfield the main character in nightmare 2’s name is jesse....

Dec 4th

Quick. Somebody say something funny. Before I set something on fire just to watch it burn.

Dec 4th

And suddenly my exes don't sound so bad.

Dec 4th

I have a thing for hands.

Dec 4th

Because it’s in black and white? It’s classy. ...

Dec 4th

You ARE cool. You ARE beautiful. You ARE...

(via inothernews)

Dec 4th

I have been a Facebook app-blocking...

Ever since blocking became an easily accessible option. And thank GAWD for that little...

Dec 4th

That hypothetical scenario in which Bean...

Dec 4th

Auditioning shrinks is the unholy...

Dec 4th

Pet peeve.

You know how sometimes you get a call on your cell from a number you don’t recognize? And you...

Dec 4th

Yesterday, Bean and I officially started his reading and...

Dec 4th

(via awhitestraw) “I love you. More than yesterday....

Dec 4th

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled...

No. Not really. I’m just jealous.

Dec 4th

I accidentally got up very early this...

Which is cool. Early morning is just like late at night in that everybody is sleeping and I can...

Dec 4th

“Christmas is coming, and once again I am fighting the...”
— An excerpt of an email I got...

Dec 3rd

For monkeyfrog. A merciless taskmaster from whom there is no...

Dec 3rd

I AM WEARING A SUIT.

Dec 3rd

Guess what I did? I submitted some writing to a magazine’s contest. It’s a silly...

Dec 3rd

But if you love semicolons? I won't...

Dec 3rd

“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use...”
— Kurt Vonnegut I am the master...

Dec 3rd

George Carlin > Alec Baldwin

Dec 3rd

Growth permits.

The other day I realized that Bean’s favorite pair of jeans was suddenly too short for him....

Dec 3rd

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Timbaland feat. One Republic Apologize

Dec 3rd

inothernews: AT EASE; AT THE READY Cadets listened Tuesday...

Dec 3rd

I want to make out with you.

I’ve said this before, yes. But this time I really mean it.

Dec 3rd

Jah bless whoever started this accent...

In Grenada I got mistaken over and over and over again for English. And sometimes Canadian. But...

Dec 3rd

Dec 3rd

Accents are relative.

I don’t have one either. Until YOU think I do, and then I do.

Dec 3rd

Balls?

Dec 2nd

One does not simply stop loving Wonder Woman. (via...

Dec 2nd

Dear people who do not enjoy me and/or...

I get it. I really do. The truth is that I am harder on myself than you could ever possibly be....

Dec 2nd

I'm jealous of Bean's stainless steel...

Dec 2nd

trixieboots: GPOYW in my absolute favorite material...

Dec 2nd

Write one leaf about gin.

inthefade: (via writeoneleaf) Gin is what you drink when you hate your life. Gin is a form of...

Dec 2nd

[Redacted.]

Dec 2nd

“Pisces, you make an immense difference for the people in...”
— Pisces Weekly Horoscope – ELLE...

Dec 2nd

generic1: A guy from high school. Once a douchebag,...

Dec 2nd

Eleven eleven.

(via inothernews) Make a wish.

Dec 2nd

fuckyeahchubbygirls: thanks to piscesinpurple What.

Dec 2nd

Note to self.

It’s not your fault that you’re white.

Dec 2nd

sarkastickunt: I notice that some people I follow post like their tight virgin buttholes depended...

Dec 2nd

“Last night I gave her the full spa treatment. A long bath....”
— My brother. Talking about his...

Dec 2nd

"Pisces: Balance your public and private...

newfilosofee: Really horoscope? Because I’m so famous right? stfu.

Dec 2nd

Challenging small talk

749: When I studied abroad, my host mother used to ask me “Qu’est-ce que tu as fais de beau...

Dec 2nd

GPOYPW Wherein the second P stands for paella.

Dec 2nd

Once upon a time, the CIA made a comic book about the...

Dec 2nd

Have I ever mentioned that when Bean was 18 months old I...

Dec 2nd

Note to the Left: OBAMA IS NOT JESUS.

unsolicitedanalysis: (via inothernews) Note to all: believing in anything that can save you means...

Dec 2nd

Are we tired of my Grenada photos yet?

Dec 2nd

The Vatican should totally mount a...

Just for that weekend.

Dec 2nd

“BRB 1 yr old”
— Best Gtalk status EVAR. ...

Dec 2nd

It's all fun and games until Mark...

Then it’s all, Guess my right name or I’ll claim your firstborn child!

Dec 2nd

Can you help me get over this cold? It’s been like 10 days now. WTF? You should read Dust by...

Dec 2nd

Seriously? I’m not in a good space today. I’m sorry to hear that. I can relate. I can...

Dec 2nd

Come again?

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKF...

Dec 2nd

My co-worker just called me smug.

carmenlsigman: As I’m sure Ive mentioned before, I am, by far, the youngest person that works at...

Dec 2nd

I think I'm about to say something...

Either that or I have to sneeze.

Dec 2nd

Truth: If you turn off the overhead...

HOWEVER. I still haven’t had a cigarette.

Dec 2nd

I was totally psyched when I got sleepy...

(Which is very unusual for me. Also very exciting. As you might have guessed due to my...

Dec 2nd

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reimer: “Feel The Pain” - Dinosaur Jr. A few minutes ago my homie, John @ KEXP, took me back...

Dec 2nd

From today’s Daily Hampshire Gazette. Just imagine it...

Dec 1st

Actually, Carmen?

You’re the only one I call. But that’s because you’re the only one unfortunate...

Dec 1st

Never mind. My jab jab helmet and I are going to go reread...

Dec 1st

And just like that, I'm in desperate...

Dec 1st

THAT TOTALLY BROKE MY CONCENTRATION.

I had something to say about health care. Or maybe Afghanistan. But I got so angry I forgot.

Dec 1st

Whoever said this stupid, ugly thing to...

aimee-b-loved: Lose weight, cunt. Note taken. Although I’m considerably less cuntly than, say,...

Dec 1st

Last night I found a bunch of book...

A Cricket in Times Square. Nancy Drew. Swiss Family Robinson. And so on. And so forth. Also MY...

Dec 1st

Words I wish there were a direct...

bibliotheque: jesuismilena: • pachó: This is what you have when you’re scared to do something...

Dec 1st

The dog in this photo is my brother’s dog. She turned...

Dec 1st

From Thanksgiving. Bean and my dad. In which Bean shows off...

Dec 1st

I like to think that I'm not one of...

You know. The kind who expect the world and all its inhabitants to come to a screeching halt for...

Dec 1st

Dec 1st

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES VINTAGE TOYS?

Dec 1st

A man walks past a graffiti on a wall featuring a crying...

Dec 1st

“Mommy? You know the difference between a lady and a tramp?...”
— Bean, yesterday, in response...

Dec 1st

“There was a cowboy! In a cowboy hat! With a cowboy rope that...”
— Bean, at 4 o’clock...

Dec 1st

“Ladies: Don’t blame your shitty attitude on the...”
— @bedheadblonde

Dec 1st

Sometimes on the internet I feel like a...

And then I feel silly. Because carp are freshwater.

Dec 1st

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scottfriday: respect // wheatus in response to, and continuation of, this post. one of my...

Dec 1st

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Erasure A Little Respect For trixieboots. Because the other day when I posted Star and said it was...

Dec 1st